This is my rifle. I mean… Diaper.

This is my diaper.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My diaper is my best friend
It is my life.
I must master it as I master my life.
My diaper without me, is useless.
Without my diaper I am useless.
I must poop true,
I must poop in my diaper before my diaper poops on me.
I will leave no place in my diaper unpoo’d

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